Animals Jokes

“What do you call a camel with no humps?”

“Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?”

“Where do giraffes go to college?”

“Why do birds fly south for the winter?”

“Where do sheep get their hair cut?”

“Where does a killer whale go to get braces?”

“What do you call a pig that tells secrets?”

“Why did the cat go to school?”

“Why are spiders great web developers?”

“Where do cows go on vacation?”

“What do you call a fast fungus?”

“Where do polar bears vote?”

“What do you call a fly without wings?”

“What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?”

“Where do birds investment their money?”

“What do you call a pig that does karate?”

“Why did the fish blush?”

“Why are skunks so clean?”

“What do you call a puppy in the winter?”

“Why did the zebra cross the road?”

“What do you call a parrot that flew away?”

“What do you call a group of whales playing instruments?”

“Why did the octopus cross the road?”

“What do you call a sleeping bull?”