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“Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?”
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
“What's the difference between an apple and a black guy?”
The apple will eventually fall from the tree that it's hanging from!
“I didn't vaccinate my 10 kids and the one that survived is fine!”
“Jokes about anti-vaxxer parents never get old.”
Just like their kids.
“I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.”
“Why do Africans have dark skin?”
It's easier to commit crimes at night.
“I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies.”
He said from now on I have to pay in advance.
“My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What...”
“Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?”
Because you can't use medicine on an empty stomach.
“People are like jellybeans and licorice:”
No one likes the blacks.
“Why can't orphans play baseball?”
They don't know where home is.
“Everyone says that Hitler really loved animals.”
Then why did he kill 6 million of them?
“What's yellow and can't swim?”
A bus full of children.
“I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."”
“What is the difference between a pizza and a black man?”
A pizza can feed a family of five.
“What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?”
The look on their face when you are nailing them.
“Nowadays people are so sensitive, you can't even say "black paint" anymore.
Instead, you have to say "Jamal, please paint the fence".”
“What's the difference between a phone and a black person?”
A phone is actually useful.
“Me and my Jewish friend were eating lunch and I farted. He got mad so I said "cmon man a little gas never killed anyone".”
“What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Columbia have in common?”
They both left bodies in four states.
“How do we know Jesus wasn't black?”
He would have been hung from a tree, not a cross.
“How do you keep black people out of your back yard?”
Hang one in the front!
“What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?”
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.