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“You see, mountains aren't just funny.”
They are hill areas.
“A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...”
"Five beers, please."
“What do you call a cow with no legs?”
Ground beef.
“How did Harry Potter get down the hill?”
Walking...
JK, Rolling.
“I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.”
All I did was take a day off.
“Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?”
It's too high a price "toupee."
“I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus.
I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright:
He said "Weird...”
“Thank you student loans for getting me through college.”
I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.
“How much did your chimney cost?”
Nothing, it was on the house.
“What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?”
Quatro Sinko.
“Which part of the hospital has the least privacy?”
The ICU.
“No matter how kind you are...”
German kids are always Kinder.
“I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.”
“Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him?”
He was squashed.
“Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?”
It was wrong on so many levels.
“I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.”
“To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!”
“What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?”
A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
“What's the best thing about Switzerland?”
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
“Where do sick cruise ships go to get healthy?”
The dock!
“I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.”
Then it dawned on me.
“Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?”
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.