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“I'm not saying my son is ugly...”
But on Halloween he went to tell the neighbors to turn down their TV and they gave him some candy.
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“What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?”
A gobblin'!
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“Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?”
Because it had nobody.
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“Why do ghosts go on diets?”
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
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“What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?”
It's a pain in the neck.